thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

(Source: humqn, via hotboyproblems)

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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burgrs:

[somersaults through your window] reassures u that u r not annoying me and i appreciate ur existence [kisses u on the cheek] [back flips out your window]

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Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20.
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caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

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drxcos:

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

(Source: drxcos, via fake-mermaid)

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jacksgapsite:

@JackHarries: That one time back in India… @funforlouis @MrBenBrown @MaxCantellow

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds, via fake-mermaid)

johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Source: jamesbabeshaw, via australiansanta)

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